Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy.

And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.

This is Jed by the way. Nate's in Texas. He made it there on time. He told me the roadkill Armadillos look like "bloody footballs." He also says that he met some random dude last night camping and they sat around and drank wine and smoked stogies. Seems like a good time.

Next stop Mesa Verde!!